Barkers develop a nice way in abbreviating long words and pronouncing it easier. Buendia (Bu-wen-di-ya) becomes bwen-dya. Divisoria becomes just 'Divi' or just 'Soria'. You may also hear them calling out Moa, moa then shouting Tsup, Tsup.
And that is our joke for the day, barkers who are shouting .... Moa, Moa, Tsup, Tsup.
Very funny.
If you didn't get the joke. Try reading it slowly then try reading it as fast as you can.
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A common Filipino joke involves English-Tagalog translation.
I heard a sample of this joke in a passenger jeepney. And the joke goes this way...
Barker will encourage the passengers to sit properly and reminds them that the jeepney can carry six persons at each side.
Barker will shout 'Animan yan animan'. And then when the jeepney is full and all the 12 passengers are in, the barker whisper 'animan yan animan. In English, six-sikan six-sikan.
Six is the english for anim while six-sikan six-sikan(siksikan) means jam packed
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One of the most common moving on advise is to take care of yourself and appear more beautiful or appear sexier
The next time you'll see a Super beautiful person, ask yourself how many breakups he or she had been through.
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Boy: Ang dame na talaga manloloko sa mundo
Girl: Wag ka kasi maniniwala agad sa kanila
Boy: Kanino ako maniniwala? sa yo
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Girl: (Gulat na gulat) Uy hala may maliit na palaka
Boy: Huwag kang mag-alala lalaki din yan
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Inday: Resorts World? Ilan kaya ang swimming pool dun. Magkano kaya entrance? Malamang mahal parang international na resort eh
Utoy:Kuya, Gising gising !! Di ba sabi mo pagdating ng 10 sabihan kita na kailangan mo na matulog?
Very funny.
If you didn't get the joke. Try reading it slowly then try reading it as fast as you can.
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A common Filipino joke involves English-Tagalog translation.
I heard a sample of this joke in a passenger jeepney. And the joke goes this way...
Barker will encourage the passengers to sit properly and reminds them that the jeepney can carry six persons at each side.
Barker will shout 'Animan yan animan'. And then when the jeepney is full and all the 12 passengers are in, the barker whisper 'animan yan animan. In English, six-sikan six-sikan.
Six is the english for anim while six-sikan six-sikan(siksikan) means jam packed
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One of the most common moving on advise is to take care of yourself and appear more beautiful or appear sexier
The next time you'll see a Super beautiful person, ask yourself how many breakups he or she had been through.
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Boy: Ang dame na talaga manloloko sa mundo
Girl: Wag ka kasi maniniwala agad sa kanila
Boy: Kanino ako maniniwala? sa yo
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Girl: (Gulat na gulat) Uy hala may maliit na palaka
Boy: Huwag kang mag-alala lalaki din yan
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Inday: Resorts World? Ilan kaya ang swimming pool dun. Magkano kaya entrance? Malamang mahal parang international na resort eh
Utoy:Kuya, Gising gising !! Di ba sabi mo pagdating ng 10 sabihan kita na kailangan mo na matulog?
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